Yep, it's another sex poll of the week!!!

I'm learning more and more about our audience each week and let me tell you - you're all pretty damn sexy!!! But not nearly kinky enough!

Last week, we asked what goes in your pussy/ass and not a single one of you chose to 'fist it up!' - FOR SHAME! Haha..like I'm one to talk. ;)

What'd you all really like?? A BIG FAT TONGUE! Which I think everybody enjoys...a good lapping is not something to turn away. To the 64% of you who enjoy that, just remember to clean your areas and then clean them again. One time scrubs away the filth, the second time actually makes it smell clean. :)

52% of you just want some dick and you want it hard! Whatever happened to good ol' love making??? Why does everybody want it hard and be called a bitch? Or is that just my experience? :P

35% wants 2 fingers and 29% want just one, I guess I should've asked who wants more than just one thing? We've got tongues, dicks, and fingers...everybody likes a combo.

A low 23% like sex toys, but that doesn't answer how many have experimented with them. Finally only 11% like 4 fingers and 11% want you to stay the fuck away from their ass all together. Those people can step as far way from me as possible.

Alritey, this week is short and simple, how many dates until you enjoy naked times with somebody? Do it on average! So if sometimes, it's 'hey, what's your name? ok, let's fuck' or other times 'So we've dated now for six years, it's time for me to see you naked' - then pick a place in between.

Vote now and vote often and tell your friends to vote too!! This is by far my fav. new feature of this site. :)

Don't be a wanker!

Seriously, I don't get it. It's something you can do alone. It's something many of us have been doing for a long time. I'm talking about jerkin off, masturbating, wanking, tuggin it. Whatever you like to call it. For many, it was our first form of sexual exploration.

So my question is why would anybody seek a random encounter with somebody for just this purpose?

I've been strokin for over 15 years and a new person is not going to know what I like. We each have our own technique, rhythm, and tempo. Besides, the psychological impact of me cursing you for only coming over for a stroke off would also kill any enjoyment of the situation.

If I'm going to take the time to chat up a stranger, swap pics, make plans to meet, shower for said meeting, and put on something cute (but not too cute, so it doesn't look like I tried too hard...) - I'm not doing all that for a hand job.

Call me crazy, but all that work better get me a blow job and better yet, a fuck.

What about you? Is the feel of a stranger's hand enough for you?

You are not straight - fag!

As the midget to my right says, 'Liar, liar, pants on fire!'

Someone please explain to me the influx of straight guys parading around the queer community as of late. It's annoying enough that fellow queers are breaking the 'one hag per fag' rules at the clubs more and more, but now we've got to deal w/ the hetero men.

But wait...these aren't the hetero guys that come to 'check' out the scene in support of their homo buddies. You know, the one's that grind way too close with their girlfriends all night to ward off anybody from potentially thinking they might be straight.

I'm talking about the fags that call themselves straight, whilst taking it up the bum, down their throat, with one in each hand at the same time.

Three separate occurrences pushed me to post about this (new) phenomenon:

Case #1: An online buddy recently informed me that he's been sucking off a straight guy lately. To which, I said, "he ain't str8..." Now this is your typical confused homo. You see this one goes over to my bud's place, gets all romantic and sweet, and the sex begins. They swap oral, the str8 lad begs to get fucked, and when it's all over, he freaks out and runs off. I've no time for such ppl!

Case #2: A good friend of mine was chatting up some dude online for quite a few months. He kept suggesting they meet up, the guy kept being elusive. Friend finally confronts and is like 'dude, give me your #.' Dude reveals that he can't. You see, he has a girlfriend and is worried about her finding out. Annoying much???

Case #3: Alritey, so I met this guy through a friend a few months ago at an event. Guy claims to be 'straight' - I have my doubts!!! Guy starts gay clubbin it up and then in drunken-ness is okay with making out with whomever. Now what's interesting is that said guy now has profiles on gay sites and actually contacted one of my buds. Haha...so you see, this lad's no longer quite so straight. :P

So what do you think it is??? Why can't these homos just accept their new status? Or why not just go with saying 'I'm bisexual' or just 'I'm queer.' Queer to me is a pretty loose term. You can do whatever you please and be queer. In my world, if you're straight, you only mate with opposite sex.

Is that too narrow of a definition for the heteros?

No, I'm not going to fuck your bitch (aka female dog)

There are some things that I don't get and this would be one of them. You want a guy with a dog? I have to send a pic of myself with my dog? For what possible reason? Do you get off being watched? Do you want to fuck my dog? Is my dog going to fuck you? What the fuck is going on here?

As somebody who dated somebody with a dog, the last thing that we both wanted was the dog in the room. It's just odd to be naked and getting your freak on with furry company. We'd always throw the dog out of the room. No dog needs to watch 2 humans go at it, nor do I want to watch 2 dogs go at it.

I don't even know what I'd do, if somebody was like 'hey, do you mind if my pet watched?' If heavily intoxicated/drugged, I may be up for trying something different. But the pet would have to stay on the floor, it's not coming up on the bed. ;)

Alritey, so let me know am I just being really shallow and judgemental here? How do you interpret this guy's asking of you to send pics of your dog to him? Would you do it? Have you answered such ads before? What kind of guy posts this?

Am I Sex Addict or do I just really like Sex?

Since I have been sexually active I have had quite a number of partners. I am not the biggest slut out there and by no means even close but it is still extremely high. I never really thought about the possibility that I am a sex addict until recently. Without going into the details, I hurt someone I really cared about and it really made me think why I was having sex with all these random people. As a deal to myself I said no random sex for three months. As a form of therapy I am going to be talking about my sexual encounters to the world over the coming days, weeks and months. Now all of you who I have had sex with, don't worry I won't use real names, just pet names. ; ) Most of these stories will be quite boring because most of the people were boring. Maybe I am boring...lol. Hopefully these stories will remind me why I should not waste my time with lame ass individuals who just want a random fuck or it might do the opposite, not sure. I also hope that by avoiding random sex I can actually focus on me and what I want in my life and find out what type of partner I want in life.

Let's start at the beginning

Ok now I am sure everyone had that special friend as a child that you were inseparable from as a child. Mine was Amy. She was my next door neighbour and we hung out every single day from the time I was five until I was thirteen. We played games like barbies, store, house and doctor. Now doctor and house started off innocently enough but hey kids like to explore. Amy had accidentally walked in on her parents having sex and she wanted to show me how to do it. So at age six I had my first sexual encounter with a girl. The problem was we kept doing it. It was always in her room and her parents and sister would be home. We weren't allowed to have the door shut to her room after we got caught but that didn't stop us. Now I can't even remember, but its not like we were really having sex, I mean we were just trying to stick things in where we thought it should go. To be honest I don't remember half the things we did but her sister still teases me to this day about it. I remember once being at their chalet and I pulled out my dick and said I showed you mine now show me yours. Not really much different then with the boys I sleep with today or cam shows. One thing I learned from that experience is if I ever have children I will have locks on my doors so they don't walk in. The other thing I learned is that even from a young age I enjoyed having sex and I wanted more. We stopped fooling around when I was about 7 or 8 and I didn't have my real first sexual experience until I was 15.

Well that is all for now but hope you enjoyed. There is lots more to come, I have only just begun.