I'm performing a few pieces tomorrow at "Pride Kick Off' at St. James Campus at George Brown College some time between 7-12am.

I had to create a new piece, so here for the first time ever debuting words before first presentation...

Summer Fling

Jay Stewart
(with contribution from Kevin No)

May 6, 2009

Stepped on a rat
No one seemed to noticed that
Spanked by a go go
I shouted out 'whoa, whoa'
Slept with a new lad
No sex was had
Cuz it's only day one
Summer time, here I come

It's about time for a summer fling
Get me a big ding a ling
Took my fine self for a strut down the street
Looking this good is no small feat
I'll be outgoing
and act like the shit
Catching eager lovers
with my dry wit
All the animals be panting in heat
But they're not the only one's craving meat

Went on a holiday
Partied the time away
Dance all night
It felt just right
Slammed a new hole
To release my pole
A week of lust
So easily turns to dust

It's about time for a summer fling
Get me a big ding a ling
Took my fine self for a strut down the street
Looking this good is no small feat
I'll be outgoing
and act like the shit
Catching eager lovers
with my dry wit
All the animals be panting in heat
But they're not the only one's craving meat

Just passing the times
With lots of guys
Treat them like dirt
As I casually flirt
Kissing random lips
While sipping free drinks
I thought one was laced
But I was just shit faced

It's about time for a summer fling
Get me a big ding a ling
Took my fine self for a strut down the street
Looking this good is no small feat
I'll be outgoing
and act like the shit
Catching eager lovers with my dry wit
All the animals be panting in heat
But they're not the only one's craving meat

Once Fall is here
I'm dumping this queer
He's not so smart
and kinda smells like farts
But he's so pretty
Makes me kinda gitty
Feels good in my bum
But he's yet to make me cum

It's about time for a summer fling
Get me a big ding a ling
Took my fine self for a strut down the street
Looking this good is no small feat
I'll be outgoing
and act like the shit
Catching eager lovers
with my dry wit
All the animals be panting in heat
But they're not the only one's craving meat