Bumper Stumpers!!!

A few weeks ago, I brought back Supermarket Sweep into your lives, here's another Canadian favourite, BUMPER STUMPERS!!!

Watch the above clips and laugh at the two gays going through the license plates and tell me that you don't make some of the same guesses that they did. 2RGID...yah, I had the exact same guesses as them.

I remember watching this show, whenever I was sick, as I think it came on around 9 or 9:30. Being sick was sooo awesome. Sure, it sucked that you were sick, but you got to miss school, watch game shows all morning, drink ginger ale and have toast with margarine on it. Mmmmm....good times.

I still play Bumper Stumpers to this day. I'm a master at figuring out ppl's vanity plates and take great pride (not the Stonewall kind) in being able to solve the puzzles. There's no cash prize at the end, but a hearty self-pat on my back is worth it every time.

If there's a bumper stumpers board game out there, please locate it, and challenge me. I will win, but you will at least have a good time watching me win!

Hey Ma! Look at what my bodily fluids can do!!!

Aww...so who remembers Megaman?? I do, but perhaps not for the same reason as you. My bro bought the game for Nintendo way way back as he was told that it was the coolest game ever. Thus continuing the tradition of buying stupid games based on others' views. I fell victim to it much younger when I purchased Dick Tracy. Thankfully, game genie was created and we were able to kick ass at both shitty games.

Anyways...that has nothing to do with this article or even less to do with the picture to my left. Check this link. Now did you just look at the pretty picture or did you scroll down and check out the description? If you didn't...go back again. If you did, then continue onwards...

SHE USED HER MENSTRUAL FLUID TO DO THIS??? Okay, okay, let's take a deep breath and first of all see the situation from many angles. Angle 1: Wow, impressive, I didn't realize blood could do such pretty things. Angle 2: Wow, impressive, that's very eco-friendly of you. You don't let anything go to waste. Angle 3: Wow, impressive...but like how did you store it? Angle 4: Wow, impressive, so you drew this with your vagina? Angle 5: Okay, that's just fucking disgusting!!!

I'm semi scared to do a google search on 'menstrual art', but I encourage you to do so. Please report back your findings and if any of it provokes memories of 80s nostalgia.