Hello dreamers,
It's Monday and it's time to cast our dreams out into the universe and see what she'll bring us.
For this week, I'm asking for a semester unrealistically filled with nothing but soothing sounds of the ocean and compliments from every teacher.
Assignments will melt away, when they realize my intelligence merely at the mention of my name. Hours spent on discussion boards will no longer be required. For I am King of the program and a King never needs to prove themselves.
Endless hours reading, studying, writing and editing essays will be filled with strictly oral exams. Oral exams done on my stunningly hot teachers.
This semester shall conclude halfway through with a surprise party to celebrate all of our accomplishments. A's will be given out to the highest bidder and magically, everyone will have much less money than I.
It's going to be a wonderful semester, where my 4 courses won't at all interfere with either my social life nor full time job and artistic pursuits.
Come April, I'll see a refund for all my course funds, as the teachers will acknowledge that it is I that taught them a thing or two.
With this return deposit, I will excuse myself from life for a month long escape to Brasil, where I'll get up to no good in a stunning paradise.
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Monday, January 12, 2009
Monday, December 22, 2008
Unrealistic Land Presents: Holy X-mas!
Hello dreamers,
It's Monday and so another chapter in the land of unrealistic land. In this edition, we discuss the most unrealistic 'holy' day of the year, X-mas!!!
With many a hints of falsehood, this is my most favourite time of the year!!! It's cold, X-mas songs on repeat, and there's many a gifts to purchase for ppl.
In my land, there would be no gifts exchanged, merely hugs and kisses and the occasional stroke. :) Families would be barred from seeing each other and this would be the GREATEST thing ever! Imagine, you wake up and there's tons of presents, but no family to deal with. No Mama stressing over turkey dinner, no brother being annoying and no Grandmas figuring out ways to manipulate the situation. :)
Unrealistically, everybody merely teleports in for a few moments of good tidings and then zooms out. I spend the day wrapped up in a lover's embrace and celebrate the day with multiple O's instead of multiple 'Oh my, we're late for the next event.'
In a trippy haze, my final wish is that the presents received are items that one really needs and not more crap for one's car or new place or plaid boxers (eick to boxers).
So with much merryment, I eagerly await my unrealistic day of actual bliss this X-mas day!
What do you dream of for this holiday season?
Monday, December 15, 2008
Unrealistic Land: Magically Moved In
Hello fellow dreamers,
We're at week 3 of this blog and it feels like a 30 day writing challenge is going to be quite easy, unrealistically so. :P
Last week, I sent out to Miss Universe (the goddess, not the pageant show) that I wanted an apartment and she delivered quite quickly.
In a moment of unrealistic and realistic worlds colliding, I got a 3 bedroom condo for a more than decent price with everything included. Pool, fitness, indoor parking, and even an enchanting gift of a storage locker. The landlords seem nice and it is my fantasy that they will be the perfect landlords. Only seen to fix any problems and problems fixed within 24 hours. No job too big, no complaint too small. It's too hot, I say! They gallop over and turn down the thermostat for me!
Of course, the most unrealistically easy task of a new place is the joyous transporting of one's treasures. We all know what a simplistic process this is in make believe land. It's merely a wiggle of the nose and a shake of the booty and everything simply arrives. With a whistle and a song, my magic forest friends have already cleaned the place top to bottom as well.
The large evil man with the negative speak (aka Dad) will be nothing but a happy go lucky Santa Claus clone while assisting. Merry friends will come in droves to welcome me to the new space and do any final dressings that are required.
Unrealistically, I will be nothing but a calm ocean throughout and the stress of the venture will only bring perfectness to my presently unaltered visage.
In only my dreams will by this time next week will my new place be done, fixtures all up on the walls, clothes put away, internet up and running and I'll be doing the back stroke in the pool all by my lonesome.
Until next week dreamers, what's going on in your world?
We're at week 3 of this blog and it feels like a 30 day writing challenge is going to be quite easy, unrealistically so. :P
Last week, I sent out to Miss Universe (the goddess, not the pageant show) that I wanted an apartment and she delivered quite quickly.
In a moment of unrealistic and realistic worlds colliding, I got a 3 bedroom condo for a more than decent price with everything included. Pool, fitness, indoor parking, and even an enchanting gift of a storage locker. The landlords seem nice and it is my fantasy that they will be the perfect landlords. Only seen to fix any problems and problems fixed within 24 hours. No job too big, no complaint too small. It's too hot, I say! They gallop over and turn down the thermostat for me!
Of course, the most unrealistically easy task of a new place is the joyous transporting of one's treasures. We all know what a simplistic process this is in make believe land. It's merely a wiggle of the nose and a shake of the booty and everything simply arrives. With a whistle and a song, my magic forest friends have already cleaned the place top to bottom as well.
The large evil man with the negative speak (aka Dad) will be nothing but a happy go lucky Santa Claus clone while assisting. Merry friends will come in droves to welcome me to the new space and do any final dressings that are required.
Unrealistically, I will be nothing but a calm ocean throughout and the stress of the venture will only bring perfectness to my presently unaltered visage.
In only my dreams will by this time next week will my new place be done, fixtures all up on the walls, clothes put away, internet up and running and I'll be doing the back stroke in the pool all by my lonesome.
Until next week dreamers, what's going on in your world?
Monday, December 8, 2008
Unrealistic Land Presents: Bfs, Apts & Arts...
Last week in unrealistic land, we learned about my new unrealistic boyfriend. This week's adventures continue along this path and my dream of a new place and artistic plans.
My unrealistic bf and I broke some rules this week and saw each other face to face for the first time in a month via the mystical powers of skype. Late night decisions are always regrettable. It was a brief encounter, but good to put a face to a fantasy. ;)
He's accepted his position in Vancouver and we've made unrealistic plans for him to come to Toronto this January and then plans for me to fly out to Vancouver at some point. We'll be using his frequent flyer points, 'cuz in this unrealistic fantasy, he's got loads of them.
In other unrealistic news, I'm searching for the perfect place for January for myself. It's about time that I flap my wings away from the parentals again and venture into this new space. This new place will have ensuite laundry, fitness centre, indoor pool and of course, be cockroach free. It comes for the unrealistic price of under $1000 and this include indoor parking and all utilities (including A/C). On top of it, most of the tenants are insightful and cute. Weekly gatherings are held where we all walk around in our latest purchased cute underwear and discuss the meaning of life and the pursuit of happiness. As well, my cute next door neighbour will be a vegetarian chef who is more than willing to cook for me daily and teach me how to make the dishes myself. Finally, upon hearing the news that I'm avid yoga fan, the management board drops my rental fee in exchange for a monthly yoga class that I run. I offer up to run it nude and my rent magically disappears.
Finally, I've been in unrealistically lengthy discussions with fellow artists about the creation and continuation of some art projects. A highly regarded festival has contacted my collective about putting together a dazzling 45 minute presentation. They are offering unrealistic payment in exchange for this extravaganza. As well, my online venture is expanding. With a hit online show, it's time to branch out into other creative endeavours to expand its reach. Unrealistically, these promos will be created this week and then hit the viral market for everybody's viewing. The show will jump from its 12-16 viewership weekly to hundreds before our very eyes. Our new online blog (that u're presently reading) has hit a fantastic start, but thousands will recognize its magnificence within days. Other projects are lined up of the personal nature, but it'd be too much for you to handle.
Well fellows, we have come to the end of another edition of unrealistic land. What's been going on in your fantasy realm this week? Big plans for the upcoming week? I've set an unrealistic challenge to limit myself to 30 min. of internet time until next Sunday. Let's see if such a challenge can be done.
My unrealistic bf and I broke some rules this week and saw each other face to face for the first time in a month via the mystical powers of skype. Late night decisions are always regrettable. It was a brief encounter, but good to put a face to a fantasy. ;)
He's accepted his position in Vancouver and we've made unrealistic plans for him to come to Toronto this January and then plans for me to fly out to Vancouver at some point. We'll be using his frequent flyer points, 'cuz in this unrealistic fantasy, he's got loads of them.
In other unrealistic news, I'm searching for the perfect place for January for myself. It's about time that I flap my wings away from the parentals again and venture into this new space. This new place will have ensuite laundry, fitness centre, indoor pool and of course, be cockroach free. It comes for the unrealistic price of under $1000 and this include indoor parking and all utilities (including A/C). On top of it, most of the tenants are insightful and cute. Weekly gatherings are held where we all walk around in our latest purchased cute underwear and discuss the meaning of life and the pursuit of happiness. As well, my cute next door neighbour will be a vegetarian chef who is more than willing to cook for me daily and teach me how to make the dishes myself. Finally, upon hearing the news that I'm avid yoga fan, the management board drops my rental fee in exchange for a monthly yoga class that I run. I offer up to run it nude and my rent magically disappears.
Finally, I've been in unrealistically lengthy discussions with fellow artists about the creation and continuation of some art projects. A highly regarded festival has contacted my collective about putting together a dazzling 45 minute presentation. They are offering unrealistic payment in exchange for this extravaganza. As well, my online venture is expanding. With a hit online show, it's time to branch out into other creative endeavours to expand its reach. Unrealistically, these promos will be created this week and then hit the viral market for everybody's viewing. The show will jump from its 12-16 viewership weekly to hundreds before our very eyes. Our new online blog (that u're presently reading) has hit a fantastic start, but thousands will recognize its magnificence within days. Other projects are lined up of the personal nature, but it'd be too much for you to handle.
Well fellows, we have come to the end of another edition of unrealistic land. What's been going on in your fantasy realm this week? Big plans for the upcoming week? I've set an unrealistic challenge to limit myself to 30 min. of internet time until next Sunday. Let's see if such a challenge can be done.
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