I'll take one large please!

I was doing something, I really can't remember when I came across this book, 'The Big Penis Book." I don't think I was searching porn, I may have even just be looking for a book myself, but either way, I got myself to this book and it made think.

First, I wondered how does one have this book? Like do you leave it on your coffee table? "Oh yes, pass the sugar. Oh, now that's a big penis." "Why yes, it's actually from the big penis book." "Well I can see." *insert cheesy porn music*

Second, who buys a book these days with porn in it? There's a reason Playgirl shut down and Playboy loses money every day. Why buy, when you can get the milk for free? And the milk is freakin coming out of all ends online. You want pics? U can get pics! You want films? U got films! U want big penises galore? U can't blink without seeing a plethora of them coming at you!

Third, what's the point of this book? Doesn't society worship at the house of big cock enough? Do we really need a book about them? Go on craigslist (you should know I do) and each night there's a request for hung, BIG, large, etc. I don't know about you, but I could care less. Sure, a well proportioned one is much better looking than say a 6'9" guy with a 2" cock, but m'eh...as long as he'll bend over...why should I judge? :P

So here's the question asked many a times before, does size matter?