I need a little trust, before I let you rape me...

Call me old fashion, but I like to know a person before I do anything sexual with them. There's no thrilling sensation in meeting a stranger, fucking them bareback and then going off to the next one. In fact, the only sensation is a burning one and that requires a quick visit to the kind nurse at the Hassle Free to get rid of it.

So my craigslist posting of the week belongs to this one.



I just don't get it. If you want to get raped, then go to prison. Or dress up like a girl and hit up a frat party on a Sat. nite. Or if you want to get 'safe raped' or aka fucked hard and nasty by your mate, then find one, gain some trust, and then go at it.

I'm tempted to write this person and discover why they feel the need to be degraded, but that's personal choice and I'm all for it. I guess my concern is the type of people that one attracts with such an ad.

My first complaint is the gun. I can do role play, but I don't believe in the use of hand guns, and certainly not as a fantasy. Guns are a reality, but they scare me. Perhaps a dildo shaped gun with a longggg pistol, but that's it. :P

My second complaint is the lack of recruiting 'nice guys that just like to pretend.' I feel it's important to send out to the universe exactly what you want. If you're not specific, you end up with a replication of your ex, but just with a better job, and then you're still unhappy. Oh my, that was a tangent.

Back on track with complaint #3, what's the feasibility of being able to arrange with a total stranger a kidnapping off the street without attracting public attention? I can work out an arrangement with you sneaking into my backyard, that's fine. But for a realistic kidnapping, people need to hear screams for help and see me knocking you unconscious. This should result in 911 calls for all around us. If it doesn't, then I've failed and I won't be in the mood to now rape-fuck you.

Finally, complaint #4, I sincerely doubt that this is the guy's picture in the posting. In fact, he mentions nothing about his age, stats, etc. He could be simply doing what I occasionally do, which is write fake postings for the mere fascination to see who responds. :)

All in all friends, I encourage the use of creativity in the bedroom. Nothing is more dry than humping your lover in your bed 2-3 times a day for years on end. One needs to take advantage of the shower, the balcony, the chairs, counter tops, floors, elevators, closets, etc. Never shy away from a sexual request by your partner, cuz it just means that they'll be thinking about that fantasy while you're enjoying the reality of another lame fuck.

Play safe, play often, play nice!