I think it's safe to say that many of us queers have some love for Anderson Cooper. Sure, he has continuously let us gays down for his choice of not coming out about his sexuality, but it's that mystique that makes him even more sexy.
You can watch him each night on 360 and lately each Friday with Kelly Ripa on Live with Regis & Kelly. While covering the news, he keeps it real and honest. While dishing in host chat, he's funny and charming.
He gets a lot of flack for not coming out, but I think I've found a way for him to make up for it.
HE CAN DO A STRIP SHOW FOR 50 000!!!
A visit to St. Marc's spa website reveals an online petition to get Anderson Cooper to perform a full frontal 15 min. strip show and in exchange, they will give him 50 000.
He can add some rules, like no one can take pictures or videos, perhaps they can't even comment on the size of his wang. He can even choose the song list for the strip tease and what he wears (I'd like him to start in a suit and strip down to some booty shorts only to lose those and be wearing a classic stripper gold thong). Afterwards, he can even donate the 50 000 to his fav. charity (preferably one that's queer focused).
It'll give him a way to say 'Thanks' to his queer audience for supporting him all these years, boost his ratings on CNN, and give 50k to a struggling charity. All for 15 min. of prancing around and getting naked.
With this all in mind, should Anderson Cooper for 50k?
3 comments:
Anderson's too reserved and private to do something like that. But I'm guessing he's hiding a pretty hot body underneath those fine suits he wears.
Vanderbilts wouldn't even blink at 50k.
He does have a hot body, you can find pics online of him working out at the gym. He's got crazy big biceps!!!
Oh and I know the money is nothing to him. So it'd be funny if he pulled a prank and got like a stand-in or something and then just donated his own $.
He's got a wicked sense of humour. I just want to hear him talk about a bathhouse petition on CNN.
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