Tuesday, December 9, 2008

3 Eggs? Check. Cup of Milk? Check. 2 Tablespoons of semen? Umm...

Lie all you want, but at some point, you've sampled your own fluids. Or even that of your partners. Whether it's for your own gratification or to save on clean-up...well that's your own prerogative.

So now you're looking to the picture on the left and hopefully clue-ing as to where this all going.

That's right we're continuing the series brought up last week on using body fluids and this time, it's not for drawing. It's for cooking!!!

Check the link and return... http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212. They say that write what you know and apparently Fotie knows cum!

Now before we judge Fotie, let's take a step back and see how one could utilize this book. Frankly, I think just having a bunch of friends over for a dinner party and leaving the book in a semi conspicuous location would be great. You know, just to fuck with ppl's heads.

Then if you wanna take it a few steps further, invite some people that you don't like. Feed them and then casually ask, 'So who wants to guess the secret ingredient?' I'm pretty sure you can't be arrested for feeding people semen without their knowledge. But check your local laws first.

Now the only way that the second way can backfire is if the guests there are actually turned on by the idea of eating up your semen. Then you're fucked!!! Cuz every time you see them, they'll mention to everyone within ear shot...'Mmm...your semen in that wrap was amazing!!!' And then you have to look all awkward and beat 'em silent. :)

Sooooooo anybody gonna try out any of the samples?? If you preview the book, you get a few recipes...

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