I'd rather fuck cartoons then people.
AstroBoy is not only adorable, he'd save me $110 a month.
Aladdin has a certain DIY edginess that makes me hot. Instead of buying me a flower, he'd one jump over a fence and and steal me a perfect rose from the lawn of a government building.
Rio, Jerica/Jem's hunky mexican boyfriend with purple glitter hair and gold lamé suits is my perfect aesthetic match. Plus he's got money. Plus he could manage my career. Score.
Any one of the male thundercats is sexier than the sorry-ass emo boys who pout their lips at me. Tygra, Lion-O, Panthro, Wilykat, and Ben-Gali....rowwwwr.
Have fun at your bars and bathouses, boys...I'll be jerking it to the cartoon network.
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Just regular cartoons or cartoon porn? And how does astroboy save you $110? P.s. you're gross!
regular cartoons....cartoon porn is like drinking decaf coffee.
Instead of buying a metropass every month and financially supporting the ass backwards corp. that is TTC, my boyfriend Astro could fly me around from place to place whenever I wanted.
They're making an Astroboy movie. Now you can jerk off in a theatre. :)
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